fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You need Xanax blowdarts
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
