i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
