i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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