are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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