The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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