Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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