He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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