Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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