ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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