I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My feet surprised me
the raccoons are back...
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