Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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