I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I can't turn off my feet"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
