I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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