Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm passing your future prison.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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