Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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