Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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