Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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