What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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