do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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