She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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