He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize