My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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