He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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