is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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