can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
