do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
