Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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