This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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