god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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