i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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