I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
