what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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