i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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