Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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