How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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