think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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