He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it's like iHOP with fire
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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