I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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