yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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