There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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