i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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