i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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