Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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