if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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