Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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