I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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