i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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