Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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