About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
