So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
