Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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