Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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