Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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