i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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