Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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